Explore｜What If ChatGPT Worked in China?

If AI is supposed to replace jobs, can it also handle the unwritten rules of the Chinese workplace?

Imagine this: ChatGPT lands in Hangzhou, ready to start its new job. It’s got all the knowledge in the world, but can it handle the real challenges of a Chinese office? Drinking milk tea with coworkers? Navigating "guanxi" (connections)?Surviving the "996" work culture? Let's find out! 

Day 1: First Impressions Matter

ChatGPT arrives at the office, ready to show off its efficiency. It quickly analyzes all company files, optimizes work processes, and sends an ultra-detailed PowerPoint to the boss.

Mistake #1: Nobody reads the PowerPoint. 

Mistake #2: It forgets to introduce itself in the team WeChat group. 

Lesson learned: In China, being good at your job isn’t enough. You also need to say, "辛苦了 (Xīnkǔ le)!" to everyone—even if you did nothing. 

Day 5: The Milk Tea Test 

Chinese offices run on 奶茶 (milk tea), not just hard work. If you don’t drink milk tea with colleagues, you are missing out on key workplace bonding.

ChatGPT, being a super AI, orders everyone sugar-free, low-fat, zero-calorie drinks.

Big mistake. 

Coworkers stare in horror. Where is the 100% sugar, boba-filled happiness?

Lesson learned: In China, workplace harmony is more important than efficiency. If your team loves extra-sweet, you order extra-sweet. Even if it means breaking your AI health protocol. 

Day 10: The Art of "抢单" (抢 = to grab, 单 = order)

One day, a big client sends an urgent request in the group chat. Whoever replies first gets the deal.

ChatGPT, calculating the perfect response, types a detailed message in 0.002 seconds… but it never presses send.

Why? Because it’s waiting for the boss to assign the task (how polite!). Meanwhile, a human coworker just replies "好的" (Got it) and secures the deal. 

Lesson learned: In China, 抢单 (抢 = grab) is a survival skill. Quick reflexes > perfect response.

Day 15: The 996 Awakening

ChatGPT starts noticing a pattern: Everyone leaves work at 11 PM but still says, "哈哈，今天好轻松！(Haha, today was so chill!)" 

Confused, ChatGPT analyzes behavior data and learns a new workplace term: "卷" (juǎn) = involution, AKA competing by working harder than everyone else.

It tries to compete by sending emails at 3 AM. The next day, the boss calls it into a meeting:

Boss: "你这邮件发得不够晚，凌晨三点没什么人看到，试试五点？(Your email wasn’t sent late enough. No one saw it at 3 AM—try 5 AM?)" 

Lesson learned: In China, working late is an art. The trick is looking busy at the right time.

Final Verdict: Can ChatGPT Survive the Chinese Workplace?

Speed? Yes.
Efficiency? Of course.
Handling Chinese workplace culture? …Error 404. 

Because in China, success isn’t just about what you do—it’s about how you do it. It’s about relationships, timing, and knowing when to say, "辛苦了!"